Please excuse the lengthy interlude that has elapsed since my last correspondence. I have only just begun the inspiring tale of my life, and already am I wrought with interruptions and annoyances.
If you would, please observe the included video. Note how inconveniently placed are my food particles! What fun is there in captivity if one cannot obtain food without having to forage and scrape for it? This is supposed to be the easy life. I'm up there clawing at the surface all day for a scrap, and thus and therefore have I scarcely a moment to sit and write, and to entertain my faithful readers.
Naturally I would thank the cameraman for catching this humiliating injustice on video, and for exposing it to the world. Alas! He is the very same who has perpetrated this crime upon me!
While I have, as you can plainly see, become quite adept at collecting my food in this most difficult manner, I must begin to ponder a means of subversion. This action will not stand. I will endeavor to continue my blog entries, so as not to disappoint my dutiful fans. Yet mark my words. All the while I shall be planning my escape.
(Note: If the video appears choppy, try replaying it.)
If you would, please observe the included video. Note how inconveniently placed are my food particles! What fun is there in captivity if one cannot obtain food without having to forage and scrape for it? This is supposed to be the easy life. I'm up there clawing at the surface all day for a scrap, and thus and therefore have I scarcely a moment to sit and write, and to entertain my faithful readers.
Naturally I would thank the cameraman for catching this humiliating injustice on video, and for exposing it to the world. Alas! He is the very same who has perpetrated this crime upon me!
While I have, as you can plainly see, become quite adept at collecting my food in this most difficult manner, I must begin to ponder a means of subversion. This action will not stand. I will endeavor to continue my blog entries, so as not to disappoint my dutiful fans. Yet mark my words. All the while I shall be planning my escape.
(Note: If the video appears choppy, try replaying it.)
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